PERSONAL/ JOURNAL/DATING: RECALLING ONE OF MY FIRST ONLINE DATE

I never really meant to start internet dating, but after getting divorce from a  5 year marriage and realizing my circle of single friends had dwindled as I'd got older, and I didn't want to date someone at work, as that's always struck me as complicated and potentially disastrous. Unfortunately, while I was handsome, intelligent, funny, healthy, have a great job, great family and normal, that gave me no guarantee that the person I'd meet would be the same. On my first online date, the girl thought she'd sexily nibble me over dessert: unfortunately, her "sexy nibble" was actually an incredibly hard bite and I ended up screaming in pain, bleeding all over the table and walking away thinking she was completely mental. It was only a week later, that bite wound was infected. So yeah, an infected human-bite wound. Beat that for a dating story.While this was clearly one of the worst dates ever