PERSONAL/ LOVE; SCREW IT....I AM GOING TO LOWER MY STANDARDS

Screw it! ...I'm lowering my standards, you should too!

Screw average height woman....I'm gonna give those tall woman another try. Sure they are  5'10 and even taller in heels, but what the hell, I'm sure she won't mind being eye level with her chest. If I'm lucky, I loves to play hide and seek under her skirt while in public places.

Screw HOT beautiful girls, .....I can get into the whole "ugly, sexy woman" thing. I'll just close my eyes and pretend you're sooo hot that if I DO look at you, I will pass out or turn to stone. Hopefully you will have some experience in this area and have developed some fun, exciting, role-playing games in the bedroom that require blindfolds, lampshades,brown bags, crazy gluing my eyelids shut, etc. because simply turning off the lights is too easy.Everyone feels the same in the dark anyway.

Screw woman with long hair...It seems that this look is trendy among the city and who can blame us guys. Men in general are taken by  long shiny things, like your head glittering in the sun. I suppose I'll just have to learn  to love short hair woman who also possesses the desire to clean my car.However, it just won't be the same. On the bright side, it will be less time in the bathroom for you.and it would be having a  roommate...with a PY. BONUS!

Screw woman with "decent" jobs....That's overrated.I've always wanted to know the ins and outs of living day to day in the eyes of waitress, or bartender, or customer service. Talk about a woman with an exciting outlook on life. Living paycheck to paycheck can we fun. We won't know where I next meal will come from. Don't worry, we will live with your parents forever, and when we are old we will have to decide to either buy food or by med.

Screw nice girls.... It's time I got with the program and just accept that all woman who are  bitches and cheating,. It's ok that you slept with my brother, best friend, and dad, I'll still wait for you to come home so I can hear your loving words, I want more money!".I know now that the reason you always come home is because I am like your ATM machine. That's right, me. I know the way to a woman's heart is through my wallet. We can even go on Jerry Springer so I can prove my love to you with a good old-fashioned cat fight. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Screw woman my age.....I'll take on a 18 year old virgin and show her the ropes I can finally go to the prom and not be afraid to make out in front of the principal. Or I can trot around town on the arm of someone young enough to be my daugther and she can Lolita. Either way, I'm sure I'll make all her  friends jealous and that will boost my self-esteem. And we can all use a little boost in the department, can't we?

Screw woman with average bodies..... From now on only fat and large woman. I want your body to be sooo big that you cannot wipe your own ass (Hey that's sexy, right?) More cushion for the pushin

Screw smart woman......We don't need to talk about foreign policy, corporate farming, travel and culture. We can just flop in front of the tube and waste away watching reality shows and get the Dejesus scared out of us nightly by watching FOX news (Those pesky terrorists). You can show me how to crush empty beer cans on my forehead so I can impress your friends. Hey, Who needs to read a book when you watch the movie.

Screw single woman.... What I need is a married woman to discreetly meet me in parking lots and the local hot tub. I love being sneaky and not being able to be with you in public or introduce you to my friends. It's so exciting, it's like being a secret agent sex spy! And to think all this time, I've been missing out. I'll try my best not to get jealous and possessive and boil your kid's bunny rabbit.

Screw woman with a sense of humor......Um... nope...Can't part with that standard. You'll definitely need it when you meet me.