CONTRACT: RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT

RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT
(Long Form STD Form No LX 980345122)

The party of the first part (herein referred to as "she"), being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as "him") being of sound mind and slim body.

1. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (colloquially referred to as the "first date"), each party agrees to fully disclose any current girl/boyfriends, dependent children, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, STDs, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with anyone else that have not yet terminated.


2. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP: Should said relationship proceed past the first date, both parties mutually agree to use the following terminology in describing their said "dating": For the first thirty (30) days, both parties consent to say they are "going out" Following the first thirty (30) days, both parties may say they are "seeing somebody" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item: The end result in this relationship is marriage and kid.

3. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: Once sexual intercourse is achieved, both parties are now exclusive. Sex meaning, oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, kissing.

4. DATING ETIQUETTE: For the first thirty (30) days, both members of the couple agree to be overly considerate of the other's work pressures, schedules, and business ambitions.

All dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance. Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt one spontaneous home-cooked meal or to arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected bouquet of flowers

5. SEX: Any partner can initiates sex and variations in the sex act except anal. Every time the two party met
there will be sexual activities.

6. TERMS OF PAYMENT: each party will take turn for payment of relationship.


7. GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION: Any of the following will be grounds for immediate termination and final dissolution of said relationship:
1. Infidelity: Running off at any time to console an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend.
2. Lying or withholding truth
3. Physcial or verbal abuse


8. MISCELLANEOUS: 
1. Understanding
2. Caring
3. Concern
4. Acknowledging that your partner’s thought and feeling are valid and OK
5. Never Argue with your partner ‘s feelings
6. Seek a win-win situation in everything
7. Not to use disclose information against the person
8. No raising voice or hitting object
9. Don’t question your partner motive,( instead of feeling supportive, you feel you’re on trail)
10. Treat your partner with the same kindness, appreciation and respect as you would your very
best friend
11. Each partner will ask “Will my next comment going to add to this conversation (is going to bring
each other closer or likely to drive us apart”)
12. Avoid correcting each other
13. Unlike defensiveness which is like tightening your first and become stubborn, acceptance release
your first and become more open and receptive
14. Constant venting of problem is not accepted. Theirs is an endless supply of material to vent about.
15. Patient allow for each other’s imperfection





RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT
(Long Form STD Form No LX 980345122)

The party of the first part (herein referred to as "she"), being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as "him") being of sound mind and slim body.
9. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship (colloquially referred to as the "first date"), each party agrees to fully disclose any current girl/boyfriends, dependent children, bizarre religious beliefs, phobias, fears, STDs, strange political affiliations, or currently active relationships with anyone else that have not yet terminated.
10. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP: Should said relationship proceed past the first date, both parties mutually agree to use the following terminology in describing their said "dating": For the first thirty (30) days, both parties consent to say they are "going out" Following the first thirty (30) days, both parties may say they are "seeing somebody" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item: The end result in this relationship is marriage and kid.
11. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: Once sexual intercourse is achieved, both parties are now exclusive. Sex meaning, oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, kissing.
12. DATING ETIQUETTE: For the first thirty (30) days, both members of the couple agree to be overly considerate of the other's work pressures, schedules, and business ambitions.

All dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance. Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt one spontaneous home-cooked meal or to arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected bouquet of flowers
13. SEX: Any partner can initiates sex and variations in the sex act except anal. Every time the two party met
there will be sexual activities.
14. TERMS OF PAYMENT: each party will take turn for payment of relationship.
15. GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION: Any of the following will be grounds for immediate termination and final dissolution of said relationship:
1. Infidelity: Running off at any time to console an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend.
2. Lying or withholding truth
3. Physcial or verbal abuse
16. MISCELLANEOUS:
1. Caring
2. Concern
3. Acknowledging that your partner’s thought and feeling are valid and OK
4. Never Argue with your partner ‘s feelings
5. Seek a win-win situation in everything
6. Not to use disclose information against the person
7. No raising voice or hitting object
8. Don’t question your partner motive,( instead of feeling supportive, you feel you’re on trail)
9. Treat your partner with the same kindness, appreciation and respect as you would your very
best friend
10. Each partner will ask "Will my next comment going to add to this conversation (is going to bring
each other closer or likely to drive us apart")
11. Avoid correcting each other
12. Unlike defensiveness which is like tightening your first and become stubborn, acceptance release
your first and become more open and receptive
13. Constant venting of problem is not accepted. Theirs is an endless supply of material to vent about.
14. Patient allow for each other’s imperfection