PERSONAL/ LOVE LETTER: DEAR YOU

Dear You,

You appear to be attractive, funny, intelligent, Based on these characteristics, assuming you are straight, and taking into consideration that I am also intelligent, also a  occasionally funny (especially when I can actually think straight instead of having a panic attack because you’re standing right there in front of me talking to me and looking so incredibly beautiful) and not completely hideous, I think you should give some serious thought to the possibility of falling in love with me. I will warn you that I am mildly awkward, hopelessly clumsy, woefully inexperienced, and apparently very prone to overusing adverbs. Also, I’m a total nerd. However, I’m more or less a cool person and you seem like a similarly cool person, and therefore, as previously stated, it may be in your best interests to fall in love with me, even just a little bit. Think about it, okay?

With Affection,
Me