Thursday, November 21, 2013

PERSONAL/DATING: I KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

I know what I’m looking for. I want a woman that has her act together. Everything else beyond that is just a bonus. What do I mean by having her act together? If she has kids, she takes care of them. If she doesn’t have a job, she better have a better reason for it other than “I’m collecting Welfare because I’m too lazy to work”. Oh, and not having any STD’s or terminal illnesses would be fantastic too!”

“I’m a one woman man. I don’t need 5 girls on the side. Not that having 5 girls on the side wouldn’t be fun, but I’m happier with just one drama-free girl. I need a woman that knows her role. No, not in the kitchen (although if you can cook, that’s great!). My ideal woman’s role will be to be herself. That’s right – I don’t want to change who you are. I want you to feel comfortable being who you are around me.”

“Someone told me I needed to make this humorous to attract women. I guess my sexy photo isn’t enough?? No? Alright, well then I guess I’m just going to have to tell you a little bit about who I am and what I’m looking for. I am a man and I’m looking for a woman. If you’re a woman and looking for a man, we should talk!”


“I’m not going to list all of my interests here because then we won’t have anything to talk about. I am very open-minded. I love to get down and dirty when working on cars, but I love staying in and watching a completely stupid comedy as well. I will try anything once (twice if it was fun) as long as it doesn’t involve me being urinated on or ending up in the hospital.”

“They say that since we only live once, we should always live life to the fullest. I can’t say I’ve lived my life to the fullest up to this point, but I do like to have a good time all the time. Life is about having fun. So many people spend so much time stressing about the littlest things. To heck with that! I live my life with no stress. I do what I want to do, when I want to do it. If I want to take a random road trip to Las Vegas to get wasted and blow some money at the Craps table, I’m going to do it. If I want to hike the Rocky Mountains

“Welcome to my world! It’s a beautiful, fun place. I get up in the morning, go to work. And by “go to work”, I mean I being a doctor and helping people.I’m not into games, I’m not into chatting online for hours, I’m not into complimenting women for nothing. I’m a very funny (yes, I know some few jokes), a bit of a serious and jealous guy when it comes to the woman with me and ambitious in his future, who wants a woman  who is not skinny at all and who  is slim to athelitic can make a man feel happy. I’m not looking for a lazy woman who can’t cook a meal and only cares about her nails; I want a real woman to be with me. If you think you don’t qualify or you are a bit of a drama queen, don’t contact me. However, if you think you are the one I’m looking for, drop me a line or two and tell me a little about you”.

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