I LOVE A WOMAN WHO LOVES TO TALK NASTY

We men have erections to maintain, ejaculation to control, orgasms to coax out of you, our performance to consider, not to mention these goofy bodies with their awkward dangly bits. You, on the other hand, are fucking gorgeous. We're absolutely thrilled that you're here, naked, and willing... despite the fact that it can be a little stressful for us. And the truth is that until you turn crazy, bitchy, or start to bore us (sorry) most of us would be thrilled to sex you up as often as our individual anatomies allowed, hourly when possible.

So what more do we want from you when we fuck? We want to know you're into it. We want to know we're good: that you're fucking loving it and that we, unremarkable as our daily lives may otherwise render us, are for this 5 to 120 minute period your own personal Sex God. We have all sorts of social and cultural sexual expectations to live up to, and we want to know that you think we satisfy them. And if we're not satisfying you, we want to be shown how to satisfy you in a sexy, non-judgmental way.

Ladies, you want to be desired. We want to be approved of. The more you show approval, directly or indirectly, the more we want you, the more we have to have you, the more we crave the feeling of your body writhing beneath us or the taste of sweat on your skin. Show us we make the grade and we'll show you just how overwhelming our desire for you really is.

Roles, and why they're important:

All the world is a stage, and the bedroom is no exception. When we're having sex we have an opportunity to shed all of the baggage of the world outside and lose ourselves in the intimacy of mutual pleasure with another human being, whether it's the most tender act of lovemaking or some hardcore BDSM shit with choking and slapping and clothespins. In my humble opinion this shedding of daily baggage and immersion in the experience is what makes for truly great sex. Playing roles, both subtle and overt, really helps us get there. We can act the way we want to act without guilt, shame, or incongruence tripping us up, and just become an open conduit for our love, lust, and desire.

Just as we do in regular life, most of us slip into roles without even noticing. We're the dom, the sub, the good girl, the bad boy, the dirty girl... whatever, it's not necessarily obvious and we don't usually make a big show of it, but the role is there, guiding the way we act. These roles may or may not represent us in the rest of our lives, but while we're fucking they're simultaneously comfortable and exciting. That's my theory anyway.

So why is this important? When you talk dirty to a guy (or girl), you're helping immerse him in the experience, you're using your words to make the roles believable. Your mouths start moving and your brains stop thinking and the whole thing descends into a lust-fueled fluid-soaked pleasure-fest.

One last important thing:

When you talk dirty and push the limits of what you feel comfortable doing there are going to be some inevitable moments that feel really awkward or uncomfortable. Just go past it, learn to get lost in it, don't judge or withdraw. This unabashed attitude and absence of inhibition will make you one of the best partners your guy has ever had.

So, what should you say?

Like the Dirty Talking 101 post, this isn't a script of things to say. I'm throwing a bunch of words, phrases, and patterns at you and hoping that some of them stick enough that they'll flash through your head and out of your mouth the next time you need them.

I'm breaking it up into submissive and dominant dirty talk. It won't be hard dom or hard sub stuff, but just things to say that lean the encounter in one direction or the other. You can keep a neutral role by alternating between submissive and dominant talk and controlling your voice. Think about it this way: for dominance, pretend you're talking to a subordinate. For submission, imagine you're talking to your boss, or an authority (like a police officer). For neutrality, imagine you're talking to an equal. The tone of your voice will account for half of the dom/sub direction of a phrase, the words will account for the other half.

Tame: Tame talk is for foreplay and guys who aren't really comfortable with the dirty stuff, for whatever reason.

Dominant

I know you've been thinking about doing/fucking/tasting me all day

Come here and kiss/lick/bite me (point to appropriate area)

You're getting hard thinking about touching/licking/fucking me, aren't you?

You're hot, but I'm gonna make you work for this

I know what you want, but I want you to ask/tell/beg me to give it to you

You're mine tonight babe/baby/love/[his name], and I'm going to fuck/suck/work you hard

Good boy, just like that/you make me feel soo good/keep working it like that

Submissive

You've been getting me all worked up/horny/wet

God, I've been thinking about you all day

I can't wait to feel you against/inside me

I love it when you look at me like that

Oh god, I want you/this so bad

I'm yours tonight baby/[his name]

I want you to take/fuck/use me like I'm your good girl

Oh baby/[his name], oh that feels so good/great/awesome

Oh, I love feeling you inside me/on top of me

Dirty: you can up the ante if you know your guy is into it and the love hormones are running free. What makes dirty talk dirty is the unabashed use of explicit words and descriptions. If you hesitate before you say "pussy" because it's not how you usually talk the effect will be somewhat diminished.

Dominant

Get down there and lick my pussy

Tell me how good that pussy tastes/how wet I am/how hard I've made your cock

Keep going, suck that clit/lick that pussy/fuck me ... harder/faster/slower/gentler

Keep going, make me come with your mouth/tounge/cock

Look me in the eyes; I'm gonna suck that cock so good... but I want you to beg me for it/but if you look away I stop

Get behind me/on top/on your knees and fuck my pussy till I come

You like it? You like that tight/wet/hot/little pussy? Tell me how much you love it.

Lick this clean, baby/[his name] (finger yourself then hold out your hand... hot!)

Stand up and fuck my face/mouth/pussy

Give me that cum, I want to taste it

That's it baby/[his name], good job, keep working that pussy/cock

Submissive

I want to/please can I suck your cock?

Oh god, fuck me harder/don't stop/give me that cock

Baby/[his name], oh god, I'm gonna come, I'm coming!/can I come?

Oh god, I can't take it, oh don't stop! please don't stop!

My pussy's so wet/you feel so huge/fill me up with that cock!

Fuck me baby/love/[his name], use me like your dirty/filthy/good little girl

I want to feel you come inside me/fill me up/fuck me raw!

Fuck my pussy/do whatever you want to me/fuck me however you want, I want/need it bad!

Oooh, you're so big/huge/good, you're making me wet/come/shake

Fuck me harder/faster, make my tits bounce!

Filthy/aggressive: if the two of you are into it (test the waters slowly and carefully if you're not sure), try the really nasty stuff, especially as he's about to come. Growl it, shout it, scream it... they sound stupid on paper but they're fucking hot as hell in the moment. For you dominant girls there's an unfortunate lack of demeaning names to call guys, which is sad. All you creative girls feel free to post ideas.

Dominant

Fuck that cunt till I tell you to stop!

Lick that pussy till I fucking come on your face!

Fuck my pussy/cunt/ass like I own you!

You like that? You want to come in my pussy/cunt? Scream my fucking name!

Fill me up with cum, you filthy/dirty/worthless [demeaning name]

Submissive:

Fuck me in my cunt! (a girl screamed this at me once)

I'm your dirty fucking whore! Fuck me!/use me!

I want your cum in my mouth/fuck the pretty out of my face

Oh god, come on me/in me/all over me!

I want to choke on/gag on your cock, fill my mouth with your cum! (sub or dom, depending)

Use me like your fuck-toy!